Work started on our garden today – we’re getting an old path removed and a lovely new lawn and borders put in. The landscape gardener doing the work ordered a skip a couple of days ago and this is what the monkeys at the skip company sent over. Ridiculous. It’s lucky we’re not getting rid of a few hundred sacks of marbles!
The gardener has given them a bell and hopefully we’ll get a new one soon.
Reminds me of a joke…
…so I called up the local building company. The lady on the phone said “Can I help you?” I said “I’d like a skip outside my house.” She said “I’m not stopping you.”
Holy moley, that skip’s cream crackered!
Have you got any paving slabs you can lay across the bottom?
If the gardener gives them a bigger bell, you might get a better skip.