{"id":4699,"date":"2018-08-21T06:09:38","date_gmt":"2018-08-21T06:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/?p=4699"},"modified":"2018-08-21T06:09:38","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T06:09:38","slug":"weeknotes-3031-holiday-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/21\/weeknotes-3031-holiday-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Weeknotes #30\u201331 \u2014 Holiday Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='e-content'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4640\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-59.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m writing this on a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tgv-lyria.com\/en\" title=\"TGV-Lyria\">TGV train<\/a> that has just pulled out of Geneva station, heading for Paris over the next three hours. We\u2019re at the end of a holiday, having spent a few days in Geneva city centre and then a week with good friends in a chalet in Ch\u00e2tel, just over an hour away from Geneva by car in the French Alps.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4656\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4656\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4656\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-23.jpeg\" alt=\"Spectacular views. Mont Blanc in the background.\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-23.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-23-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-23-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-23-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-23-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4656\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Spectacular views. Mont Blanc in the background.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Work seems a very distant memory. I\u2019ve never had a problem in switching off; typically the first day of a break is spent tidying up some loose ends and unwinding but after that I\u2019m all set. On the way down here I had to spend some time reviewing a document and getting it back to one of our vendors but other than that I\u2019ve not looked at my work email at all. Text messages from the team were minimal, and everything will all be there for me to pick up next week when I get back.<\/p>\n<p>Before I left, I spent quite a bit of time on Monday and Tuesday getting through an email backlog that was a couple of thousand items strong. The team are busy getting things done so I took the opportunity to catch up. I do tend to get to everything <em>eventually<\/em>, but I\u2019m never able to process all of my emails within a short timeframe \u2014 if I did, I would never do anything else. I didn\u2019t quite get to \u2018inbox zero\u2019 but made significant headway which was pretty satisfying. Anyway, enough about work for this bumper instalment of weeknotes.<\/p>\n<p>In order to be a little more eco-friendly, and to enjoy the journey to our holiday, we had decided to get the train from Berkhamsted to Geneva. Door-to-door from our home to our hotel took us on three overground trains, an underground train and a tram, and about ten hours of travelling. We\u2019re currently travelling at 158mph and despite being still quite a way from Paris we will get there in just over an hour. Both the TGV and Eurostar trains are super fast, but the former are not quite as plush and have an air conditioning system that doesn\u2019t seem to cope too well with a hot summer and full carriages.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4642\" style=\"width: 2058px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4642\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4642\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45.jpeg\" alt=\"Surprisingly just over an hour outside Paris\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-15-45-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4642\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Surprisingly just over an hour outside Paris<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It has been fun to get the train and despite the additional length of the journey it felt like less hassle than going by plane. All of your luggage stays close to you and it was lovely to be able to get up and wander around. Heading to the buffet car felt a little like being in business class with access to an in-flight bar, with less free stuff but better views.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4682\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4682\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4682\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/C341D53B-ABCA-4F37-ACC6-734216EDB2BF.jpeg\" alt=\"Checking out the TGV buffet car\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/C341D53B-ABCA-4F37-ACC6-734216EDB2BF.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/C341D53B-ABCA-4F37-ACC6-734216EDB2BF-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/C341D53B-ABCA-4F37-ACC6-734216EDB2BF-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/C341D53B-ABCA-4F37-ACC6-734216EDB2BF-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/C341D53B-ABCA-4F37-ACC6-734216EDB2BF-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4682\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Checking out the TGV buffet car<\/p><\/div>\n<h2>Gen\u00e8ve<\/h2>\n<p>Geneva was an interesting place to spend a few days, but I\u2019m not sure I would hurry back. It seemed very functional \u2014 very <em>Swiss<\/em> \u2014 but more of a place to live than to visit. That is, unless you have stacks of cash and enjoy luxury shopping for all of the highest of high-end branded goods. We spent some time wandering down the main streets, marvelling at the wares in the windows. Luxuries aside, Geneva is <em>by far<\/em> the most expensive place I have ever been, and this includes having visited both Z\u00fcrich and Stockholm in the past few years. Having a weak pound doesn\u2019t help, but I don\u2019t think it is fundamental to just how much everything costs. We didn\u2019t get much change out of \u00a380 for a family meal each night and even filled bagels from a sandwich shop in the city centre cost CHF 18 (about \u00a314). On one of our days out walking we stumbled across a Lidl and made do with a roll and slice of cheese, saving our money for dinner. France is cheaper; not by much for a proper evening meal, but it offered the boulangeries to feed us during the day.<\/p>\n<p>We stayed at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shresidence.ch\" title=\"Starling Residence, Geneva\">Starling Residence<\/a> which is a hotel used for training people entering the hotel management trade. This meant it was cheaper than most hotels, but was still around \u00a3150 per night. The room was small but quite big enough for us, with a double bed for the adults and a sofa bed for the kids. The air conditioning sounded like the engine of a 747 and seemed to expend most of its energy in making this noise so we stripped the duvets off of the beds and use slept with the sheets. The hotel uses a restaurant next door to serve breakfast to guests that book through their website \u2014 this is a little bit sparse with a very basic continental fare and service with not too many smiles. We felt like we were constantly hassling them for croissants as no sooner had they cooked a batch that the basket was completely emptied by the other guests.<\/p>\n<p>To ease the crippling financial burden of dropping in for a visit, everyone staying at a hotel in Geneva gets a pass for free travel on public transport. The city is very pedestrian-friendly and we spent a lot of time wandering around on foot, clutching an iPhone running a walking route on Google Maps<sup id=\"fnref-4699-1\"><a href=\"#fn-4699-1\" class=\"jetpack-footnote\">1<\/a><\/sup>, but it was extremely handy to be able to jump on a tram and head somewhere in double-quick time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4649\" style=\"width: 2962px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4649\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4649\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-40.jpeg\" alt=\"Something free in Geneva\" width=\"2952\" height=\"2376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-40.jpeg 2952w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-40-300x241.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-40-768x618.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-40-1024x824.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-40-1200x966.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2952px) 100vw, 2952px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4649\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Something free in Geneva<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The main tourist attraction is the very straightforwardly-named <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jet_d'Eau\" title=\"Wikipedia: Jet d\u2019Eau\">Jet d\u2019Eau<\/a>, originally a safety valve for the hydraulic power network but later recognised for its aesthetic qualities. It was quite fun to venture close to it and watch the tourists run away as soon as a gust of wind made it change direction.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Jet d\u2019Eau, Geneva\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/285716424?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"563\" height=\"1000\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The city is really clean and even has various free \u2018Caninette\u2019 doggie-doo bag dispensers attached to lampposts for people to use.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4696\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4696\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4696\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-56.jpeg\" alt=\"\u2018Caninette\u2019 sounds a lot better than \u2018pooper scooper\u2019\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-56.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-56-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-56-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-56-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-56-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4696\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u2018Caninette\u2019 sounds a lot better than \u2018pooper scooper\u2019<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Like any other city they have their fair share of graffiti, ranging from the basic to the impressive. We loved stumbling across the one on Avenue Industrielle in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geneva.info\/carouge\/\" title=\"Carouge\">Carouge<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4647\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57.jpeg\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-14-57-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Carouge itself is worth seeking out. We found it on our second attempt and loved the little streets, fountains, one-off shops, cafes and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gelato-mania.ch\" title=\"Gelato Mania\">incredible ice cream parlour<\/a> selling the best we have ever tasted.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4655\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14.jpeg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-768x577.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4657\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4657\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4657\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-1.jpeg\" alt=\"Carouge\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-1.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-1-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-1-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-1-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-14-1-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4657\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Carouge<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We had a couple of lovely meals out, although both were Italian to make sure that there was something that everyone liked. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.luigia.ch\/en\/\" title=\"Luigia restaurants\">Luigia<\/a> served excellent food and had a great modern vibe, whereas <a href=\"https:\/\/dapaolo.ch\" title=\"Pizzeria Da Paolo, Geneva\">Pizzeria Da Paolo<\/a> was a little more rustic. Our kids enjoyed both of them, especially the latter where they were able to roll their own dough and eat the results once they had been cooked. We skipped dessert at the restaurants to save some cash and bought ice creams from the convenience store near the hotel; it was lovely to find <a href=\"https:\/\/www.moevenpick-icecream.com\" title=\"M\u00f6venpick Ice Cream\">M\u00f6venpick<\/a> ice cream in the freezer. On our last night we had dinner al fresco at La Cuccagna in Carouge which ended up being <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tripadvisor.co.uk\/Restaurant_Review-g664427-d3906169-Reviews-La_Cuccagna-Carouge.html?m=19905\" title=\"TripAdvisor: La Cuccagna review\">a pretty grim experience<\/a> with clumps of hair in the food and rude service.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4648\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD.jpeg\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/B259DB66-5B2C-4120-B542-3FE783C350AD-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A visit to Switzerland is incomplete without getting seriously involved in chocolate. I\u2019d been to Z\u00fcrich a few times when I worked for UBS and had discovered the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Confiserie_Spr%C3%BCngli\" title=\"Wikipedia: Confiserie Spr\u00fcngli\">Spr\u00fcngli<\/a> shop at the airport. Confusingly similar in name to Lindt &amp; Spr\u00fcngli, it is a different business with products aimed at the more luxury end of the market. Remembering how delicious the chocolate was, I suggested seeking out their store in Geneva and my family offered little resistance to my proposal. Spr\u00fcngli are famous for their delicious <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.spruengli.ch\/en\/shop\/luxemburgerli.html\" title=\"Spr\u00fcngli: Luxemburgerli\">Luxemburgerli<\/a><\/em> macarons. I had seen people buying them by the bucket load at the airport but had been put off by the instructions that they had to be kept chilled and consumed within 24 hours; this was a great chance to try them. We had fun each picking out a couple of different flavours to try. Expensive but delicious.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4670\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4670\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4670\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-31.jpeg\" alt=\"Luxemburgerli at Spr\u00fcngli!\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-31.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-31-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-31-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-31-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-31-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4670\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Luxemburgerli at Spr\u00fcngli!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Wandering along a couple of streets away we then hit the chocolate jackpot by finding the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laederach.com\/en\/\" title=\"L\u00e4derach\">L\u00e4derach<\/a> store. I\u2019d never heard of the brand before, but we were quickly mesmerised by the wonderful giant slabs in the window. Each of the slabs has a unique edible logo on the back to remind you what flavours you have bought. After an extensive sampling session we each bought 100g, with <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.laederach.com\/shop\/fr\/catalog\/product\/view\/id\/250\/s\/framboise-mure\/category\/99\/\" title=\"L\u00e4derach: Framboise\">Framboise<\/a><\/em> being the firm favourite with the boys.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4681\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4667\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-40-1.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4686\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4686\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4686\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-41.jpeg\" alt=\"Just as incredible as it looks\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-41.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-41-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-41-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-41-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-41-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4686\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just as incredible as it looks<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But the chocolate adventures didn\u2019t stop there. Later in our trip we paid a visit to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cailler.ch\/en\/\" title=\"Cailler\">Cailler<\/a> factory, an hour\u2019s drive away from our mountain chalet in Ch\u00e2tel. Now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nestle.com\/brands\/allbrands\/cailler\" title=\"Nestl\u00e9: Cailler\">very much part of the Nestl\u00e9 family<\/a>, the chocolate is nowhere near as good as the others we tried. Apparently the most popular type of chocolate in Switzerland is milk, and it showed from the samples we scoffed at the factory which were very sweet and sugary. Still, it was fun to be in the place where it was made, watching the extraordinary machines and to sample as much as we liked on the tasting tour.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4661\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4661\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4661\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-54.jpeg\" alt=\"A place of my childhood dreams\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-54.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-54-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-54-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-54-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-54-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4661\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A place of my childhood dreams<\/p><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4666\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-55.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-55.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-55-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-55-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-55-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-16-55-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Cailler chocolate picking machine\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/285239181?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4676\" style=\"width: 2058px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4676\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4676\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03.jpeg\" alt=\"The sampling room\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-03-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4676\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The sampling room<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Back in Geneva, we spent a rainy couple of hours at the <a href=\"http:\/\/institutions.ville-geneve.ch\/fr\/mhn\/\" title=\"Museum of Natural History, Geneva\">Museum of Natural History<\/a>, which reminded me a lot of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nhm.ac.uk\/visit\/tring.html\" title=\"Natural History Museum, Tring\">our local one in Tring<\/a> in that it was full of stuffed dead animals. Seeing a dodo (or \u2019Dronte de Maurice\u2019 as you might say) \u2018in the flesh\u2019 makes you realise how easy it must have been to wipe them out in a short space of time, and what a shame it was that it happened.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4693\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4693\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4693\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-16-08.jpeg\" alt=\"I am not sure why the French word for \u2018amber\u2019 sits ominously above this model of the museum.\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-16-08.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-16-08-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-16-08-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-16-08-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-18-08-2018-16-08-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4693\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I am not sure why the French word for \u2018amber\u2019 sits ominously above this model of the museum.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_4653\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4653\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4653\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-09.jpeg\" alt=\"Dronte de Maurice\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-09.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-09-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-09-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-09-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-09-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4653\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dronte de Maurice<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Other fun things in Geneva were a child-powered pedalo ride on the lake, deliberately aiming for the wake of the big boats that went past&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4650\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4650\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4650\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-16.jpeg\" alt=\"The ominously underpowered engine room\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-16.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-16-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-16-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-16-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-16-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4650\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The ominously underpowered engine room<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;seeing <a href=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/10\/4375\/\" title=\"Geneva from above on the ferris wheel\">Geneva from above on the \u2018Swisswheel\u2019<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4694\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4694\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4694\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-21.jpeg\" alt=\"Aboard the Swisswheel\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-21.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-21-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-21-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-21-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-21-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4694\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Aboard the Swisswheel<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;spending \u00a312.50 on 10 sticks of churros with some Toblerone dip&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4659\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4659\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4659\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-17.jpeg\" alt=\"Tasty, but not an everyday treat at \u00a312.50 a time\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-17.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-17-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-17-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-17-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-17-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4659\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tasty, but not an everyday treat at \u00a312.50 a time<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;and chuckling at the local name for candy floss (\u2018daddy\u2019s beard\u2019, anyone? Humm, it\u2019s good!)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4690\" style=\"width: 1845px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4690\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4690\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-20.jpeg\" alt=\"Disconcerting\" width=\"1835\" height=\"1615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-20.jpeg 1835w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-20-300x264.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-20-768x676.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-20-1024x901.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-17-20-1200x1056.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1835px) 100vw, 1835px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4690\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Disconcerting<\/p><\/div>\n<p>That\u2019s quite enough of that.<\/p>\n<h2>France<\/h2>\n<p>After three days in Geneva had made a huge dent in our funds we set off by car to start the next part of our holiday, a week with our close friends \u2014 two other families \u2014 at a chalet in Ch\u00e2tel, France. We had the best part of a day between checking out of one hotel and checking into another. Mrs D had done her research and found that there was a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkrun.fr\/lacdedivonne\/\" title=\"parkrun du Lac de Divonne\">local Parkrun<\/a> 30 minutes north in the French town of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Divonne-les-Bains\" title=\"Wikipedia: Divonne-les-Bains\">Divonne-les-Bains<\/a>, so it made sense to make an early start to get to the run and then continue around the north side of Lake Geneva\/Lac L\u00e9man so that we saw a bit more of the area.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4678\" style=\"width: 2234px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4678\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4678\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-21-55.jpeg\" alt=\"Our journey around Lake Geneva (or Lac L\u00e9man, as you might say)\" width=\"2224\" height=\"1668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-21-55.jpeg 2224w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-21-55-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-21-55-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-21-55-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-21-55-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2224px) 100vw, 2224px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4678\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our journey around Lake Geneva (or Lac L\u00e9man, as you might say)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I didn\u2019t join in with the run but wish I had. It\u2019s a lovely flat course around the edge of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lac_de_Divonne\" title=\"Wikipedia: Lac de Divonne\">the beautiful lake<\/a> in the town. The rest of the family did great, with the eldest boy coming fifth with a time of 19:32 and surprising some of the more athletic-looking adults by how well he did. There were far more English than French people participating but apparently the latter is on the increase.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Parkrun, Divonne-les-Bains\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/284701147?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>After a coffee and a croissant in the town we headed east. As we drove I realised that we would be going past Montreux and that there was a statue of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Freddie_Mercury\" title=\"Wikipedia: Freddie Mercury\">Freddie Mercury<\/a> there, overlooking the lake \u2014 the same one that appears on the cover of their <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Made_in_Heaven\" title=\"Wikipedia: Made in Heaven\">Made in Heaven<\/a><\/em> album. <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Queen_(band)\" title=\"Wikipedia: Queen (band)\">Queen<\/a> had owned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercuryphoenixtrust.com\/studioexperience\/thestudio.html\" title=\"Queen and Mountain Studios\">Mountain Studios<\/a> in the town and recorded lots of their albums there. It wasn\u2019t far out of our way so we decided to pop down and take a look.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4687\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-28.jpeg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-28.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-28-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The location was easy to find and handily has an underground car park a few metres away from the waterfront. When we emerged into daylight we found the place abuzz with an event called the <a href=\"http:\/\/waterings.ch\" title=\"Waterings Contest, Montreux\">Waterings Contest<\/a>. The main event involved super athletic young men doing spectacular ring gymnastics on the edge of the lake followed by a dive, judged by a number of people in red t-shirts with pens, paper and laptops sat precariously at the edge of a platform. What\u2019s not to like?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Waterings Contest, Montreaux\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/284701024?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>They had also laid on a free inflatable water slide. Not wanting to pass up an opportunity to do something for free in Switzerland, we hastily found some swimming gear for the boys and set them off.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4677\" style=\"width: 2058px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4677\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4677\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40.jpeg\" alt=\"The most unexpected free fun of the holiday\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-40-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4677\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The most unexpected free fun of the holiday<\/p><\/div>\n<p>They also had a dip in the lake where there were lots of free inflatables to jump around on.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4683\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4683\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4683\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-41.jpeg\" alt=\"More free fun, for those prepared to go in\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-41.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-41-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-41-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-41-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-41-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4683\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">More free fun, for those prepared to go in<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I had expected the Freddie Mercury statue to be located somewhere tranquil and quiet but that wasn\u2019t the case \u2014 it\u2019s in a prominent spot on the waterfront and was very busy, with an almost endless stream of people posing for pictures with it. Most people seemed to clutch his microphone stand which means that it is kept shiny whereas the rest of the statue is dark.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4691\" style=\"width: 3034px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4691\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4691\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-50.jpeg\" alt=\"Freddie Mercury, in a spot that seems much less contemplative and private than it does on the _Made in Heaven_ album cover\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-50.jpeg 3024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-50-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-50-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-50-1200x1600.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3024px) 100vw, 3024px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4691\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Freddie Mercury, in a spot that seems much less contemplative and private than it does on the _Made in Heaven_ album cover<\/p><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4645\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-52.jpeg\" width=\"3024\" height=\"3587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-52.jpeg 3024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-52-253x300.jpeg 253w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-52-768x911.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-52-863x1024.jpeg 863w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-52-1200x1423.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3024px) 100vw, 3024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At a quieter moment a lady decided it was a good place to sit and look at her phone whilst finishing her cigarette, which she then stubbed out on the base. Some people!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4651\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-53.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-53.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-53-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-53-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-53-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-22-53-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We probably spent a couple of hours at the waterfront and it was lovely to have been there.<\/p>\n<p>The next part of our journey was south-west, up and into the Alps. The scenery en route is stunning and we were all dazzled as we drove back into France and up into the mountains. Pretty Swiss chalets turned into pretty French ones and we soon found ourselves at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chaletcannelle.co.uk\" title=\"Chalet Cannelle\">Chalet Cannelle<\/a>, our home for the next week.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4646\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4646\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4646\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-09.jpeg\" alt=\"The communal space at Chalet Cannelle\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-09.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-09-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-09-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-09-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-09-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4646\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The communal space at Chalet Cannelle<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The Chalet is lovely and dates back to 1808 when it was used as a cowshed. Owners <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chaletcannelle.co.uk\/catered-chalet-france-hosts.html\" title=\"Chalet Cannelle hosts\">Lorraine and Andy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pressreader.com\/uk\/french-property-news\/20151101\/281539404807758\" title=\"PressReader: French Property News: That\u2019s Snow Business\">took it over a few years ago<\/a> and have continued to renovate it in a respectful way, keeping as much of the original doors, beams and walls as they could. It has a rustic, relaxed feel. Lorraine greeted us at the front door and gave us a brief orientation. After a little unpacking we still had a few hours until our friends arrived, so we filled the time by heading out for dinner in nearby Ch\u00e2tel, an alpine town just a few minutes up the road. This was equally beautiful and has some lovely places to eat; I had a great dinner of locally-caught fish at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lefiacre74.com\" title=\"Le Fiacre\">Le Fiacre<\/a> which made a fantastic change from all of the Italian food we had been getting through.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4688\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-13.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-13.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-13-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-13-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-13-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-13-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ch\u00e2tel itself is beautiful and is a great jumping-off point for going up into the mountains.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4697\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4697\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4697\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-15.jpeg\" alt=\"Ch\u00e2tel\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-15.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-15-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-15-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-15-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-15-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4697\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ch\u00e2tel<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We headed back and didn\u2019t need to wait very long until everyone else turned up. The kids went a little potty, excited to see each other and to share rooms over the next week. We stayed up late, catching up with everyone after their journey.<\/p>\n<p>It hadn\u2019t quite dawned on me how Chalet Cannelle was set up. It is operated on a bed and breakfast basis and it took me a few days to realise that a lot of the time they have different parties all staying in the Chalet simultaneously, with everyone being able to make use of the communal areas such as the huge dining and living room. We had booked the whole place between six adults and six children and I had thought that it would be similar to where we had rented villas together in the past. I knew that the kitchen was out of bounds to guests but hadn\u2019t realised that this was primarily because our hosts would be using it for most of the time we were there \u2014 I got used to it but it was strange at first to see so much of the owners of the property. Although the chalet has a relaxed atmosphere, it wasn\u2019t <em>quite<\/em> as laid-back as it would have been if we were completely on our own. Sometimes we would put our music on the stereo and occasionally Lorraine and Andy would have theirs on. It took a few days for us to understand what we could and couldn\u2019t do, e.g. we could use the dustbins under the sink and get water from the tap even though these were both in the kitchen which wasn\u2019t for our use. As our friends were arriving late on Saturday we had agreed to get some basic food in for them; I made a faux pas of getting a case of beers from the supermarket but as it is a licenced premises we weren\u2019t allowed to drink them. This was completely my mistake as I hadn\u2019t done enough reading on the setup; our hosts were lovely about it. Lorraine and Andy have a good selection of wine on offer for guests which you can take from the lounge minibar in an \u2018honesty\u2019 arrangement; you can buy your own but there is a \u20ac5 corkage charge which means it\u2019s not worth doing, unless you have bought something <em>really<\/em> special.<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast was provided to us with a great selection of croissants, pain-au-chocolat, fresh fruit, cereals and muesli, yoghurts and cooked eggs, the latter of which varied every day through scrambled, fried, omelettes etc., topped off with vats of tea and coffee. We\u2019d booked our hosts to cook for us on two of our seven nights; however, after we had experienced the first meal we quickly arranged for them to cook for a third time. They are <em>incredible<\/em> chefs and the food is completely stunning; it is clearly a passion. I had never seen so many cookbooks as there are on their library shelves and they have even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thealpinekitchen.com\" title=\"The Alpine Kitchen book\">written their own<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4662\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-33.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-33.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-33-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-33-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-33-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-33-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Every night when we had dinner there was a little menu on a stand in the dining room which although cute, <em>completely<\/em> undersold just how stunning the food would be.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4685\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44.jpeg\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-19-08-2018-23-44-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Waking up in the chalet every morning to a cooked breakfast was brilliant. Knowing it would be there made sure that we got up at a good time and were able to make the most of the day. It was lovely to see <a href=\"https:\/\/www.summitpost.org\/grange-mont-de\/151419\" title=\"SummitPost: Mont de Grange\">Mont de Grange<\/a> from the lounge every morning and note <a href=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/12\/4382\/\">how<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/13\/4385\/\">different<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/15\/4397\/\">it<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/16\/4407\/\">looked<\/a> each time.<\/p>\n<p>Staying at the Chalet meant that we were able to each purchase a hugely-discounted <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.portesdusoleil.com\/summer\/my-multipass.html\" title=\"Porters du Soleil: Multi Pass\">Multi Pass<\/a><\/em> for \u20ac2\/day\/person which gave us access to all of the cable cars and stair lifts, free access to local swimming pools, discounts on activities such as the bob luge and even free access to a local cheese factory.<\/p>\n<p><!--YouTube Error: bad URL entered--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4671\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4671\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4671\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-07.gif\" alt=\"Deval\u2019kart\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4671\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Deval\u2019kart<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I had never been on a ski lift before. On our first proper day, after buying our passes, we headed up in the cable car (\u2018t\u00e9l\u00e9cabine\u2019, you might say) to Super Ch\u00e2tel and then used the ski lift (\u2018t\u00e9l\u00e9si\u00e8ge\u2019, as you also might say) to get up to Le Morclan. I had never used a ski lift before and I was in good company; getting on and off them is a skill and the latter involves getting some speed upon landing to keep ahead of the seats.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Escape from the chairlift\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/284700657?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>All of the ski lifts in the area make very light work of ascending and descending \u2014 some of the angles seemed crazy \u2014 and we soon found ourselves at the peak with an incredible view, which included Mont Blanc in all of its snow-capped glory.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4652\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-17.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-17.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-17-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-17-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-17-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-17-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Mountain panorama\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/284700577?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4643\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-16.jpeg\" width=\"16378\" height=\"3886\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-16.jpeg 16378w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-16-300x71.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-16-768x182.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-16-1024x243.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-08-16-1200x285.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 16378px) 100vw, 16378px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was interesting to see the illusion of height due to distance and the curvature of the Earth:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Mont de Grange \/ Mont Blanc\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/284700873?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I continued my <a href=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/2015\/04\/20\/a-setback\/\" title=\"Andrew Doran: A setback\">run of holiday-related health disasters<\/a> at the <a href=\"https:\/\/chatel-formedo.com\" title=\"Forme D\u2019o\">Forme D\u2019o<\/a> swimming pool. When we arrived the kids (alright, well all of us) were excited to find a slide next to the outdoor pool, one where you took a run up, leapt in the air and skidded along as far as you could go. After donning my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pri.org\/stories\/2014-09-01\/no-speedo-then-dont-try-go-swimming-france-seriously\" title=\"PRI: No Speedo? Then don't try to go swimming in France \u2014 seriously\">regulation speedos<\/a> I started to have fun trying to outdo my two boys for how far I could fling my body along in one go. Getting to the end of the slide after one particularly big skid, I hurried off the end \u2014 and promptly slipped on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.co.uk\/search?q=jigsaw+foam+mat&amp;client=safari&amp;hl=en-gb&amp;prmd=sivn&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwiEyODmwfzcAhWqBcAKHWdqCkQQ_AUIECgC&amp;biw=1112&amp;bih=709\" title=\"jigsaw foam mat\">solid foam jigsaw mat<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4644\" style=\"width: 1828px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4644\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4644\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41.jpeg\" alt=\"The slide and mat of doom\" width=\"1818\" height=\"1818\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41.jpeg 1818w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-21-41-1200x1200.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1818px) 100vw, 1818px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4644\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The slide and mat of doom<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It happened in a split second; I remember hitting the floor with my back and the back of my skull so hard. The first thought that went through my head was \u201cOh my god, you really don\u2019t get to know when your time\u2019s up.\u201d I yelled out and was sure that I had done myself a serious injury, I had never felt such bizarre pain. My eyes were closed and I remember lots of people rushing over saying things like \u201cdon\u2019t move him\u201d and calling for help. It took me a while to be able to talk back and I remember thinking that I should just let people assess me and look at whether I needed to keep still. One of the lifeguards was very reassuring and held my hand while asking about the pain and after some time had passed helped me to a sitting position, and eventually to my feet. I had a headache and my ribcage felt like I had been in a boxing match; it\u2019s still aching even now. Needless to say, swimming was over for the day and the rest of the holiday was spent in degrees of discomfort. There\u2019s a reason why people tell you not to run at the swimming pool, kids!<\/p>\n<p>Later in our holiday the swimming fun continued with the man-made lake at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lesgets.com\/organisez-et-reservez\/activites-ete\/base-de-loisirs.html\" title=\"Lac des \u00c9coles\">Lac des \u00c9coles<\/a> in <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Les_Gets\" title=\"Wikipedia: Les Gets\">Les Gets<\/a><sup id=\"fnref-4699-2\"><a href=\"#fn-4699-2\" class=\"jetpack-footnote\">2<\/a><\/sup>. They had a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wibitsports.com\" title=\"Wibit sports\">Wibit inflated assault course<\/a>, a little water slide and a lot of Alpine salamanders in the lake.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4698\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4698\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4698\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-50.jpeg\" alt=\"Webit on the lake\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-50.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-50-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-50-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-50-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-50-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4698\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Webit on the lake<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_4665\" style=\"width: 4042px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4665\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4665\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-54.jpeg\" alt=\"Make a hasty exit to avoid the salamanders!\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-54.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-54-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-54-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-54-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-54-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4665\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Make a hasty exit to avoid the salamanders!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We had a spectacular meal at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tripadvisor.co.uk\/Restaurant_Review-g635593-d2251234-Reviews-La_Haute_Bise-Chatel_Abondance_Portes_du_Soleil_Haute_Savoie_Auvergne_Rhone_Alpes.html\" title=\"TripAdvisor: La Haute Bise\">La Haute Bise<\/a> at the top of <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Col_de_Bassachaux\" title=\"Wikipedia: Col de Bassachaux\">Col De Bassachaux<\/a>, getting there just before the sun went behind the neighbouring mountains. Lorraine kindly booked us a table for twelve and we were glad she did as it quickly got very busy. Despite being just a handful of miles away as the crow flies it took a long time to drive there, down one mountain and up the next via tons of switchbacks. It felt literally in the middle of nowhere, was super-basic inside and served superb homely food. The views were breathtaking.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4660\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4695\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-14-1-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4663\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-15.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-15.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-15-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-15-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-15-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-15-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4669\" style=\"width: 3794px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4669\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4669\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-16.jpeg\" alt=\"Salad with goat\u2019s cheese on toast, with my hand present in the picture for a sense of scale\" width=\"3784\" height=\"2838\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-16.jpeg 3784w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-16-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-16-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-16-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-16-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3784px) 100vw, 3784px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4669\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Salad with goat\u2019s cheese on toast, with my hand present in the picture for a sense of scale<\/p><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4692\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4654\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-55-1-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4689\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-54.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-54.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-54-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-54-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-54-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-06-54-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gruy%C3%A8res\" title=\"Wikipedia: Gruy\u00e8res\">Gruy\u00e8res<\/a> was another delight. Located just around the corner from the Cailler chocolate factory it has a beautiful medieval square inside a castle on a hill.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4668\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-30.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-30.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-30-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-30-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-30-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-30-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4674\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4658\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-31-1-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4680\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-32.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4684\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-33.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-33.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-33-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-33-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-33-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-33-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It is also home to a museum and <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Giger_Bar\" title=\"Wikipedia: Giger Bar\">bizarre bar<\/a> dedicated to the work of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/H._R._Giger\" title=\"Wikipedia H. R. Giger\">H. R. Giger<\/a> of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alien_(film)\" title=\"Wikipedia: Alien (film)\">Alien<\/a> fame. Disconcerting.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4641\" style=\"width: 3098px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4641\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4641\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-36.jpeg\" alt=\"Not the most relaxing place for a coffee\" width=\"3088\" height=\"2320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-36.jpeg 3088w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-36-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-36-768x577.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-36-1024x769.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-22-36-1200x902.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3088px) 100vw, 3088px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4641\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not the most relaxing place for a coffee<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The \u2018Goat Village\u2019 of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.valleedaulps.com\/les-lindarets.html\" title=\"Les Lindarets\">Les Lindarets<\/a> was bizarre. After a couple of ski lifts up, another down (where we descended into rain clouds \u2014 fascinating but not fun as there was no escape!) and a short walk we stumbled upon a mass of goats in the town square. They roam all over the place and the local shops sell goat food in little paper bags. The goats know exactly where the food is and are pretty aggressive about getting it, resorting to chewing on your coat if they think it will be to their advantage. You had to keep your wits about you as goats suddenly leapt into view, literally butting into conversations, or decided to empty themselves on nearby pedestrians.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4675\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-02.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-02.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-02-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-02-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-02-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-02-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4664\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4679\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-00-1-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4672\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-01.jpeg\" width=\"3088\" height=\"2320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-01.jpeg 3088w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-01-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-01-768x577.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-01-1024x769.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-20-08-2018-23-01-1200x902.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3088px) 100vw, 3088px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All in all it was a lovely holiday, made even better by having great friends with us. Once we\u2019d got all of the kids settled in bed each night we reached for a board game, our favourites being <a href=\"http:\/\/www.playlinkee.com\" title=\"Linkee\">Linkee<\/a> and the wonderful <a href=\"https:\/\/youthinkyouknowme.cards\" title=\"You Think You Know Me\">You Think You Know Me<\/a>, both of which gave us lots of laughs.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4673\" src=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-00-18.jpeg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-00-18.jpeg 4032w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-00-18-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-00-18-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-00-18-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/andrewdoran.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Image-21-08-2018-00-18-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s great to be on holiday, but it\u2019s also great to be home.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Next week:<\/strong> Back to work!<\/p>\n<div class=\"footnotes\">\n<hr \/>\n<ol>\n<li id=\"fn-4699-1\">\nFrom this vantage point in 2018, travelling without a smartphone and a data connection seems crazy. 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