Over the past few weeks I’ve been subject to an increasing number of ‘silent but violent’ emissions on the train and tube and today was the last straw. Why people feel that farting on a packed train is a good idea I don’t know. I went into work with a blocked up nose today as I’ve caught an early autumn cold but it still managed to get through, and my mouth was open. Whoever it was on the Circle Line between Euston Square and Kings Cross St Pancras this morning, you’re a beast.
Next time I think I’m going to say something. Fellow passengers, you have been warned. Can we please get ‘no farting’ added to the Underground Etiquette?